Everything you have isn't anything you wanted...

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

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WHY? Because if I spent so much time trying to win over that person’s heart & make them feel like everything I ever wanted in life, why would I trick myself into believing the next thing available is worth losing everything? If you feel like you different from everyone else, why would you put yourself in the category of being cliche. Don’t cheat it’s not cool.

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is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS

settle down there thor

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hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

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tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

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8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

blukudeiro:

still the best thing ever

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petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

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